On this episode we talk about accumulating Blowjob points which ties in nicely with our conversation on Final Fantasy 7 and how the two are more similar than you might first imagine(nerds rejoice!). There’s film reviews of The Martian and Macbeth and Harley discovers through new scientific evidence that Shakespeare is an untalented stoner. Guy takes you inside the process of writing a book for his girlfriend and Harley get’s a new audition, but has his Edging strategy paid off again? We address important listener questions about water on Mars and after receiving some bad news regarding the web series we look at dealing with rejection in the film industry. Take a seat young Padawan!
Episode 36: The Holy Rod of Jesus
In this episode Guy and Harley have a come to Jesus meeting and decide that sometimes it’s best not to come at all. Was the world built off incest babies? According to God maybe, for the first time on the podcast we get spiritual. We ask the most important question of all: Would there be Star Wars without religion?! Harley performs a poem, Guy takes a toilet break while Harley performs a poem and we talk about Harley’s new acting audition and how he prepares himself for the inevitable rejection associated with being an Actor. We also look at Matt Damon the racist and the Dalai Lama being reincarnated as a hot babe as per his hopes. The Force is strong with this one!
On this episode we talk about hating cats and trying to combat the rat population with no holds barred Facebook updates! We look at two new films, Straight Out Of Compton and Jonathan King’s micro budget sci fi feature Realiti. Guy has an exciting announcement about I Survived A Zombie Holocaust and we discuss our rivalry with that other Zombie film(Deathgasm). Plus Facebook is getting a ‘dislike’ button and we tell you what we dislike about it. The Troll Hole returns and Harley gets an unexpected phone call…. come on in, the waters fine!
In this episode Harley discusses the new found art of Edging as taught to him by 'Jim'(Jason Biggs) from American Pie and how it's given him the edge in his auditions. We analyse the sex life of Jedi's and Harley advocates Incest in certain cirucmstances. We also talk about moving house, getting serious with girlfriends and Guy's eyebrows. We also talk about Writer/Director Paul Haggis and his advice for filmmakers and what Harley is less ashamed of: being disgustingly hairy OR being disgustingly bald? And how it relates to Star Trek's Patrick Stewart baldly going where no man has gone before! Plus the Troll Hole is back with a vengence. Tune in!
In this episode Guy and Harley pay tribute to legendary Director Wes Craven in what may become a weekly segment ‘Who’s dead?!’. We also re-open the beloved ‘Troll Holl’ and discuss the psychology of ‘Haters’ with some fascinating research verified insights. Are there too many good looking people in films? Quentin Tarintino seems to think so, but what about us? We also discuss Guy’s diet for Older and Harley’s non-diet for life! Plus we answer some very compelling listener questions!
On this episode we talk about Piracy and not the cool Johnny Depp kind. These are Internet Pirates, scum of the seven seas and sworn enemy of any independent filmmaker. Our film has been looted by these scurvy naives and we want to discuss torrenting. We also talk about Facebook reaching 1 billion users, Guy’s still not one of them, how’s he dealing with being unplugged? We also discuss the interesting phenomenon of Vine stars and whether these people are as legitimate as filmmakers. And finally we recount ALMOST making a Sitcom in our early twenties and how it all went wrong AND what we learned. Step forward young grasshoper and let us guide you!
On this ep of the Guy and Harley Podcast we debut our new all female segment where our girlfriends answer your burning relationship questions. We haven’t figured out a name for it but we do have a few completely inappropriate suggestions! We also talk about Sales Agents and how they can work with your film. We discuss the Ashley Madison hacking scandal and the NZ Moa awards skipping a year due to a lack of NZ films. Then Guy drops a bombshell - why he quit Facebook!!
We're turning the big 30 on the Guy and Harley podcast with another drunkcast. To celebrate we've taken the podcast on the road, to a wedding, with special drunk guests! In this episode we talk marriage and even get some thoughts from the newlyweds. We out another bald man in Hollywood through Guy's detective skills. We analyse the best time to have sex, Cosplay and Guy's sad attempts dressing up for the Phantom Menace premiere as Obi-'bathrobe'-Kenobi And Harley recalls his first blowjob...ahhh the memories.
In this ep we pay a special tribute to Rowdy Roddy Piper his career and his classic film ‘They Live’. We also talk film reviews ‘Mission Impossible Rogue Nation’, our old foe ‘Housebound’ and ‘The Deadlands’. We discuss looking for a new flatmate and why they can’t be too good looking. Guy runs into his new girlfriends ex-fiance and has some…observations. Which country has the biggest average penis size? When is a golden shower appropriate? And why does NZ treat our comedy heroes like crap? Yes we’re reffering to ourselves, oh and Jermaine Clement. There’s just too much goodness to fit into one synopsis!!!
Last episode Guy challenged society to stop forcing everyone to apologise for their risque comedy, this episode Guy makes a formal apology for his risque comedy on the last episode. We also talk about the NZ Film festival, how to make a good festival film and the only two films Guy has walked out on in his life. We discuss the responsiblity of playing a lead actor in a feature film, what Harley is feeling good about in the world and Hulk Hogans racist remarks that where recently leaked. Scandalous!
In this episode of the Guy and Harley Podcast we manage to offend everyone when we discuss the recent scandals, Crotch-gate, Nipple-gate Bill Gates, Gates gates, all the gates! How should comedians behave if they have to apologise all the time for the jokes they make? Have we all become a little too sensitive? And should Trolling be banned as per the new harmful communications act? Plus Harley talks about auditioning after I Survived A Zombie Holocaust, Guy talks about nominating himself for an award. And Harley's been doing some in-depth research on the breakthrough pornographic technology of Occulus Rift!
It's the Comicon episode of The Guy and Harley show, we discuss the new trailers, Could Superman's fart kill Batman in Batman V Superman? Should there be a Solo Han Solo movie? and is the Suicide Squad similar to ISIS?! We also discuss listener questions about The Matrix and Foreign politics. And Harley talks about the time he met Sigourney Weaver and she touched him! Classic.
A monumental episode this week as we shut down one of our favorite segments... but which one? We discuss a recent Tinder incident that blew up online, body shaming and the age of outrage on the internet. We discuss how to budget a web series, answer listener questions about Occulus Rift and delve into Guy's embarassing porn stash. Plus.... Asian fetishes. Yeah Boi!
Today on the podcast we talk about Terminator Genysis the badly spelt sequel to the other 4 Terminator sequels AND just like Arnie, The Troll Hole is back. We talk embarassing stories with our listeners, Harley reveals the origins of his scars and we talk about the new ad he's starring in. Plus Super Boners!
In this episode we talk about the new laws banning Netflix US in NZ. We examine the success of Jurassic World. We pay tribute to composer James Horner who recently passed away. Harley talks about giving himself a fright with his own reflection and your favorite segment returns: Tweeter! And we discuss spanking... in the bedroom. Kinky.
On this episode we pay our respects to the recently deceased Christopher Lee and Dusty Rhodes. We also talk about Shenmue 3 and the Final Fantasy 7 remake coming out of E3, we also delve into the short film 'Kung Fury' and the future of Kickstarter. We re-open the discussion about the bald man's equality movement in Hollywood and analyse Billy Zane's recent performance in 'Zombie Killers', and our favorite segments The Troll Hole and The Tinder files return. How could you not?!
In this episode we talk about famously terrible director Uwe Boll's recent outburst complaining bitterly about the film industry. Then we complain bitterly about the film industry (no relation!). Harley talks about his longheld dream of being a regular on Shortland Street. We provide tips for podcasting and Indie Filmmaking and we review films like Entourage and American Sniper. Harley talks about hairy body shaming and bald men in hollywood and we re-open the Tinder Files and The Troll hole.
In this episode we discuss which super hero would have the best super sex! Harley reaches Nerdvana, we re-open the Tinder files and we talk about a recent NZ survey about filmwatching habits. We realise that Pigville is the Entourage tv series of NZ and then we discuss the merits of Entourage the movie. And we answer your listener questions. VICTORY!
On the podcast this week, it's Guy's birthday and he'll cry bitterly if he wants to. We thank the fans. Harley debuts a thought provoking new poem. We answer fan questions about how to approach famous people (yes we're talking about ourselves). The merits of a new NZ flag and we talk about click bait and how to self promote on social media. Get into it!
It's the premiere of our feature film I Survived A Zombie Holocaust! We return home drunk from a screening of the film and record this! Harley gets cast in a commercial but comes last in a slam poetry competition. We answer listener questions about writing and ex-girlfriends who just keep on coming back. Harley recalls his soul crushing appearance on the Good Morning TV show which didn't go the way he hoped and Guy talks about the life cycle of your sex life in a relationship. We also bring awareness to a crippling sickness afflicting hairy guys everywhere... Hairy-ass-itus.
Harley got interviewed recently on The Rock, a national radio station in New Zealand. He talks about their first feature film 'I Survived a Zombie Holocaust' which is coming out on May 22nd 2015.
In this episode Guy hasn't had any sleep, we discuss DMT and the effects of psycho active substances on your brain! Mad Max Fury Road and why this film is important for us as cinema goers. We discuss low budget film distribution and Guy believes Harley is becoming more hippy than man. The pros and cons of drinking before first time sex and much more!
In this ep, Drunk Facebooking, Michael ASS-bender, analysis of films we hate and just like the X-files the Tinder files are being re-opened! We talk about sexually transmitted ghosts in It Follows, plus we're selling out screenings for I Survived A Zombie Holocaust and Harley has a theory about first time sex moves... HOW CAN YOU NOT LISTEN???
In this episode we talk about when the wrong people look at your Facebook OR listen to your podcast 'Hi Mum'. Guy discusses directing a feature film, Harley tells the story of how he lost out on an acting role to a drawing. We discuss the greatest breakthrough's in cinema, Social media's impact on Teens and the dreaded 'Laugh-acting'.
After a one week hiatus we've made a triumphant return with an amazing ep. Guy debuts his new segment The Tinder files. Harley talks about his trip to the Gold Coast film festival, we discuss the imminent release of I Survived A Zombie Holocaust! There's also a retrospective of Dolph Lungren's career (Harley just met him) and his classic film He-Man and The Masters Of The Universe and some in depth analysis of Paris Hilton's sex tape, we answer listener questions and The Troll Holl rerturns in epic fashion! TOO MUCH GOODNESS!