On this episode we talk podcast Beef with the guys from My Kiwi Life as well as The Bachelor Art Green. Have we deaded the beef? Or has it escalated to Biggie vs Tupac proportions?! Guy went to the new Star Wars movie in Cosplay with his girlfriend dressed as Slave Leia and it completely backfired (NO SPOILERS). Harley talks about jetting off to Sydney to act in a new ad and Guy talks about jetting off to Dunedin to shoot a new music video (we’ll let you decide who’s got the better life). We also discuss the Bechdel test in films and whether or not Guy’s films pass or fail, while Harley talks the Fermi Paradox! Guy recommends doing drugs and filmmaking to prolong your life perception. We also look at becoming gross and old, pocket wanking and the Keith Quinn ejaculate theory. Then a spoiler-free review of Star Wars The Force Awakens and we discover that hindsight is 20/20 when analysing what needs fixing in the edit room. Check it!
On this episode we talk about the new Rocky film ‘Creed’ and why it’s so good (no spoilers). Plus the new Star Wars film comes out in a few days but is the creator of Star Wars a fan of the film? We explore the Jar Jar Binks Sith Master theory and Harley had an audition for a massive TV show, can you guess what it is? Plus Guy’s got Podcast beef with ‘My Kiwi Life’ and The Bachelor, while Harley has beef with Sonny Bill Williams and offers up a challenge. We debate the idea of punching a critic for writing a shitty review of I Survived A Zombie Holocaust and we debut new music from ‘Laura Palmer’. We also analyse Guy’s penis in our new feature film ‘Older’ and whether or not it's creating cinematic history (photographic evidence provided!) Tune in!
It’s another Drunkcast on episode 46, as we record late at night after having a boozy BBQ, what scandalous things will we say?? Harley has got more than an audition this week and he’s also becoming a published author of poetry, help us figure out a name for his book as we go through the top title candidates. Hear about why Guy has beef with Transformers 3 and we analyse a new film released last week that’s only made $46 dollars in it’s opening weekend. We also talk about the new internet material we’ve been filming dubbed the ‘Wankthology’ and we discuss reaching the limits of our creative vocabulary. We also talk about the imminent release of Star Wars episode 7, is it really Star Wars, or just Star Wars fan fiction? Why isn’t George Lucas involved and could Jar Jar Bink’s be a Sith Lord?! But most importantly your favourite segment THE TROLL HOLE returns. Get busy listening, or get busy dying!
In this episode Harley heads to a school to talk to the kids about saving the world. Guy has been to several acting and directing workshops and he breaks down his experience. We talk about the official release of I Survived A Zombie Holocaust in the U.K and their dubious choice of poster art to help promote the film. Harley is once again a victim of prejudice towards bald guys aka Baldism in the industry. We look at Peter Jackson's recent admissions that he was 'winging it' on The Hobbit and what it might have meant for that trilogy and we also find out how effective Harley's facebook spamming strategy has been. Tune in!
On this episode we talk about the dangers of when porn doesn't load properly and what we've been up to while our girlfriends are out of the house(the two may be related). Harley talks about his latest audition, while Guy speculates on why he no longer gets auditions and recounts the time he butchered one on account of performance anxiety(we've all been there) and we have our first official guest on the show 'Will Fleming' from 'Podfella's' and the new Podcast currently number 4 on NZ Itunes 'My Kiwi Life'. Plus Harley sent a special tweet to his hero Neil Degrasse Tyson which may have backfired and Guy breaks down the current developments in Pigville's filmmaking world.
A massive episode where we talk about the recent Terrorist attacks in Paris and whether Religion or Humanity itself is truly at fault. But it's not all doom and gloom we also try and figure out what is the best way to suggest your girlfriend get a boob job. Harley talks about his most recent Audition. Guy has some new tip's for Editing film and reviews the new James Bond film SPECTRE. Why is it that as soon as you start seeing a girl, five more want to see you, BUT ONLY WHEN YOU'RE TAKEN? All these burning questions will be answered! Tune in.
In this episode of the Podcast Guy hasn’t slept in over a day and he’s ready for frivolity! We discuss our travels to the South Island for a screening of ISAZH. Harley rediscovers his innate talent for dick jokes in poetry while Guy discovers the innate talents of the strippers at Calendar girls. We get political and discuss the poverty gap and Andrew Little’s rousing speech. Guy takes a trip to the swimming pool and see’s too many naked middle aged men to be healthy. Harley reminisces about ‘The Fappening’ and his intimate moments with Jennifer Lawrence. We talk about Christchurch and why it still sucks, Disney banning Slave Leia and gender inequality in Actor’s wages and finally Harley deliver’s a rap for the ages. You know you love it, get listening!!!
In this episode we’re up late at night recording the podcast after getting in trouble with our girlfriends. We get some fan feedback and answer some compelling listener questions about nutsack's. We also discuss the new horror western Bone Tomahawk and Harley’s brave re-introduction to the Slam Poetry scene after the heartbreak of coming last place in his previous attempt. We find out what makes Harley happy, why being materialistic is bad for the soul and how to appeal to the Actor's ego to attract them to work on your film. Find out if our advice section has yielded results for a longtime listener and we talk about the Directors Cut of I Survived A Zombie Holocaust.
In this episode we explore the realities of being a hairy man from an evolutionary standpoint and wether Harley’s body is a result of evolution or just some horrible freak genetic accident. We discuss our sad Prime minister John Key and our sad obsession with Rugby. Harley has got some film reviews and is getting hard over hard science. There’s some musings on the meaning of life as observed by Guy’s favorite director Stanley Kubrick and Guy takes a break from being negative to talk about all the thing’s that he’s happy about in his filmmaking career... Plus Vin Diesel’s dad bod!
In this episode we leap deep into history and World War 2, Guy dated a German once and he tried not to mention the war, learn about that and how I Survived A Zombie Holocaust has been doing in Germany recently. We look at the new film Crimson Peak, discuss how Harley was almost on lame TV show ‘The Block’ and what is wrong with the state of NZ Television in 2015. We also talk about actors fee’s and how much is too much? Harley has another audition, we solve a listener question about making friends and Guy has developed a drinking game for the podcast, so crack open a cold one and let’s play!!!
It’s a deep and meaningful episode this week where we talk about further rejection and people getting Guy’s name wrong. There’s discussion about where we should take our new web series and we look at Pigville’s new plans aided by a mysterious benefactor. And somebody call Christian Bale because we’ve got some new auditions to talk about. There’s also a discussion on Taika Waititi being announced as the Director of Thor 3, what makes Richard Dawkins an asshole on Twitter and Harley reads a poem. Plus, What do The Hobbit’s Riddle’s in The Dark and Filmmaking have in common? TUNE IN TO FIND OUT!
On this episode we talk about accumulating Blowjob points which ties in nicely with our conversation on Final Fantasy 7 and how the two are more similar than you might first imagine(nerds rejoice!). There’s film reviews of The Martian and Macbeth and Harley discovers through new scientific evidence that Shakespeare is an untalented stoner. Guy takes you inside the process of writing a book for his girlfriend and Harley get’s a new audition, but has his Edging strategy paid off again? We address important listener questions about water on Mars and after receiving some bad news regarding the web series we look at dealing with rejection in the film industry. Take a seat young Padawan!
Episode 36: The Holy Rod of Jesus
In this episode Guy and Harley have a come to Jesus meeting and decide that sometimes it’s best not to come at all. Was the world built off incest babies? According to God maybe, for the first time on the podcast we get spiritual. We ask the most important question of all: Would there be Star Wars without religion?! Harley performs a poem, Guy takes a toilet break while Harley performs a poem and we talk about Harley’s new acting audition and how he prepares himself for the inevitable rejection associated with being an Actor. We also look at Matt Damon the racist and the Dalai Lama being reincarnated as a hot babe as per his hopes. The Force is strong with this one!
On this episode we talk about hating cats and trying to combat the rat population with no holds barred Facebook updates! We look at two new films, Straight Out Of Compton and Jonathan King’s micro budget sci fi feature Realiti. Guy has an exciting announcement about I Survived A Zombie Holocaust and we discuss our rivalry with that other Zombie film(Deathgasm). Plus Facebook is getting a ‘dislike’ button and we tell you what we dislike about it. The Troll Hole returns and Harley gets an unexpected phone call…. come on in, the waters fine!
In this episode Harley discusses the new found art of Edging as taught to him by 'Jim'(Jason Biggs) from American Pie and how it's given him the edge in his auditions. We analyse the sex life of Jedi's and Harley advocates Incest in certain cirucmstances. We also talk about moving house, getting serious with girlfriends and Guy's eyebrows. We also talk about Writer/Director Paul Haggis and his advice for filmmakers and what Harley is less ashamed of: being disgustingly hairy OR being disgustingly bald? And how it relates to Star Trek's Patrick Stewart baldly going where no man has gone before! Plus the Troll Hole is back with a vengence. Tune in!
In this episode Guy and Harley pay tribute to legendary Director Wes Craven in what may become a weekly segment ‘Who’s dead?!’. We also re-open the beloved ‘Troll Holl’ and discuss the psychology of ‘Haters’ with some fascinating research verified insights. Are there too many good looking people in films? Quentin Tarintino seems to think so, but what about us? We also discuss Guy’s diet for Older and Harley’s non-diet for life! Plus we answer some very compelling listener questions!
On this episode we talk about Piracy and not the cool Johnny Depp kind. These are Internet Pirates, scum of the seven seas and sworn enemy of any independent filmmaker. Our film has been looted by these scurvy naives and we want to discuss torrenting. We also talk about Facebook reaching 1 billion users, Guy’s still not one of them, how’s he dealing with being unplugged? We also discuss the interesting phenomenon of Vine stars and whether these people are as legitimate as filmmakers. And finally we recount ALMOST making a Sitcom in our early twenties and how it all went wrong AND what we learned. Step forward young grasshoper and let us guide you!
On this ep of the Guy and Harley Podcast we debut our new all female segment where our girlfriends answer your burning relationship questions. We haven’t figured out a name for it but we do have a few completely inappropriate suggestions! We also talk about Sales Agents and how they can work with your film. We discuss the Ashley Madison hacking scandal and the NZ Moa awards skipping a year due to a lack of NZ films. Then Guy drops a bombshell - why he quit Facebook!!
We're turning the big 30 on the Guy and Harley podcast with another drunkcast. To celebrate we've taken the podcast on the road, to a wedding, with special drunk guests! In this episode we talk marriage and even get some thoughts from the newlyweds. We out another bald man in Hollywood through Guy's detective skills. We analyse the best time to have sex, Cosplay and Guy's sad attempts dressing up for the Phantom Menace premiere as Obi-'bathrobe'-Kenobi And Harley recalls his first blowjob...ahhh the memories.
In this ep we pay a special tribute to Rowdy Roddy Piper his career and his classic film ‘They Live’. We also talk film reviews ‘Mission Impossible Rogue Nation’, our old foe ‘Housebound’ and ‘The Deadlands’. We discuss looking for a new flatmate and why they can’t be too good looking. Guy runs into his new girlfriends ex-fiance and has some…observations. Which country has the biggest average penis size? When is a golden shower appropriate? And why does NZ treat our comedy heroes like crap? Yes we’re reffering to ourselves, oh and Jermaine Clement. There’s just too much goodness to fit into one synopsis!!!
Last episode Guy challenged society to stop forcing everyone to apologise for their risque comedy, this episode Guy makes a formal apology for his risque comedy on the last episode. We also talk about the NZ Film festival, how to make a good festival film and the only two films Guy has walked out on in his life. We discuss the responsiblity of playing a lead actor in a feature film, what Harley is feeling good about in the world and Hulk Hogans racist remarks that where recently leaked. Scandalous!
In this episode of the Guy and Harley Podcast we manage to offend everyone when we discuss the recent scandals, Crotch-gate, Nipple-gate Bill Gates, Gates gates, all the gates! How should comedians behave if they have to apologise all the time for the jokes they make? Have we all become a little too sensitive? And should Trolling be banned as per the new harmful communications act? Plus Harley talks about auditioning after I Survived A Zombie Holocaust, Guy talks about nominating himself for an award. And Harley's been doing some in-depth research on the breakthrough pornographic technology of Occulus Rift!
It's the Comicon episode of The Guy and Harley show, we discuss the new trailers, Could Superman's fart kill Batman in Batman V Superman? Should there be a Solo Han Solo movie? and is the Suicide Squad similar to ISIS?! We also discuss listener questions about The Matrix and Foreign politics. And Harley talks about the time he met Sigourney Weaver and she touched him! Classic.
A monumental episode this week as we shut down one of our favorite segments... but which one? We discuss a recent Tinder incident that blew up online, body shaming and the age of outrage on the internet. We discuss how to budget a web series, answer listener questions about Occulus Rift and delve into Guy's embarassing porn stash. Plus.... Asian fetishes. Yeah Boi!
Today on the podcast we talk about Terminator Genysis the badly spelt sequel to the other 4 Terminator sequels AND just like Arnie, The Troll Hole is back. We talk embarassing stories with our listeners, Harley reveals the origins of his scars and we talk about the new ad he's starring in. Plus Super Boners!