In this episode we talk about famously terrible director Uwe Boll's recent outburst complaining bitterly about the film industry. Then we complain bitterly about the film industry (no relation!). Harley talks about his longheld dream of being a regular on Shortland Street. We provide tips for podcasting and Indie Filmmaking and we review films like Entourage and American Sniper. Harley talks about hairy body shaming and bald men in hollywood and we re-open the Tinder Files and The Troll hole.
In this episode we discuss which super hero would have the best super sex! Harley reaches Nerdvana, we re-open the Tinder files and we talk about a recent NZ survey about filmwatching habits. We realise that Pigville is the Entourage tv series of NZ and then we discuss the merits of Entourage the movie. And we answer your listener questions. VICTORY!
On the podcast this week, it's Guy's birthday and he'll cry bitterly if he wants to. We thank the fans. Harley debuts a thought provoking new poem. We answer fan questions about how to approach famous people (yes we're talking about ourselves). The merits of a new NZ flag and we talk about click bait and how to self promote on social media. Get into it!
It's the premiere of our feature film I Survived A Zombie Holocaust! We return home drunk from a screening of the film and record this! Harley gets cast in a commercial but comes last in a slam poetry competition. We answer listener questions about writing and ex-girlfriends who just keep on coming back. Harley recalls his soul crushing appearance on the Good Morning TV show which didn't go the way he hoped and Guy talks about the life cycle of your sex life in a relationship. We also bring awareness to a crippling sickness afflicting hairy guys everywhere... Hairy-ass-itus.
Harley got interviewed recently on The Rock, a national radio station in New Zealand. He talks about their first feature film 'I Survived a Zombie Holocaust' which is coming out on May 22nd 2015.
In this episode Guy hasn't had any sleep, we discuss DMT and the effects of psycho active substances on your brain! Mad Max Fury Road and why this film is important for us as cinema goers. We discuss low budget film distribution and Guy believes Harley is becoming more hippy than man. The pros and cons of drinking before first time sex and much more!
In this ep, Drunk Facebooking, Michael ASS-bender, analysis of films we hate and just like the X-files the Tinder files are being re-opened! We talk about sexually transmitted ghosts in It Follows, plus we're selling out screenings for I Survived A Zombie Holocaust and Harley has a theory about first time sex moves... HOW CAN YOU NOT LISTEN???
In this episode we talk about when the wrong people look at your Facebook OR listen to your podcast 'Hi Mum'. Guy discusses directing a feature film, Harley tells the story of how he lost out on an acting role to a drawing. We discuss the greatest breakthrough's in cinema, Social media's impact on Teens and the dreaded 'Laugh-acting'.
After a one week hiatus we've made a triumphant return with an amazing ep. Guy debuts his new segment The Tinder files. Harley talks about his trip to the Gold Coast film festival, we discuss the imminent release of I Survived A Zombie Holocaust! There's also a retrospective of Dolph Lungren's career (Harley just met him) and his classic film He-Man and The Masters Of The Universe and some in depth analysis of Paris Hilton's sex tape, we answer listener questions and The Troll Holl rerturns in epic fashion! TOO MUCH GOODNESS!
In this episode Guy and Harley drink a little bit too much and say some mean, unfunny things that they don't mean about lonely women on Tinder. Guy discusses getting caught watching porn at work and they give their best acting tips as well as their best dating tips. Angelina Jolie's fallopian tubes also get a mention.
And like every week we answer YOUR questions.
In this episode Guy is mad as hell and he's not going to take it anymore. He dissects one of the worst films he's ever seen 'Muck'. Harley got a testicle as a present and we answer some listener questions. Do it!
Love is in the air in the relationship episode of The Guy and Harley show. We talk porn watching, how sex is portrayed on film, girlfriends that secretly hate you, industry networking and the thrilling tale of how we lost our virginities! Also how to collaborate the right way and a very important Zombie announcement!
In this episode we talk balding, Streetfighter VS Tekken and how sexy is Chun Li? The death of Terry Pratchett. The Audition process and how we cast our films. Stealing from the mind of George Lucas, the upcoming movie Pixels, Guy's sad life attending his sisters wedding, 9/11 conspiracy theories and one of your favorite segments - The Troll Hole!
In this episode it's history lesson time as we discuss the origins of Pigville. Learn how Dawson's Creek may be directly responsible for EVERYTHING and how annoying Harley was in High School. We have a discussion about how to get started in the film industry and whether or not Filmschool is worth it. We also discuss reboots, remakes and uneccesary sequels and their value in cinema today. We talk Indy 4, Star Wars 7 and Bladerunner 2. We also discuss a new Tinder conspiracy, Harley's trip to the adult shop with his girlfriend and everyone's favorite Tweeter section returns! Get into it.
In this episode we talk about Jupiter Ascending and how it descended into a box office flop, while Fury also made Harley furious. Advice for young filmmakers, what would we tell our younger selves? We also cover Tinder, dating and some intriguing alternatives. Tweeter section is back as is The Troll Hole. We answer your questions about what we'd adapt for the screen AND some facts about... hummus?
It's the Oscars edition of the Guy and Harley podcast, we break down the winners and losers from the redcarpet of our flat's doormat. Boyhood, Birdman and the folly of Johhny T aka John Travolta. The Fame game, Back to the future 2 and Meth! GREAT SCOTT!
In this episode we talk about constructive criticism and the pirating of independent films. We explore 'Fifty Shades Of Grey', and in doing so ask why we would degrade ourselves and indulge in the self harm... of watching this shit? Tips for becoming a filmmaker, books vs movies, the beloved Tweeter section returns and Harley debuts his new poem "Romans 2015" are you not entertained? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!
In this ep of the podcast we break down our top 5 horror films of ALL time and talk about how we get creatively inspired. Rap beefs in G-g-g-g-g-Unit and we debut a new segment entirely dedicated to porn. Guy almost turns to the darkside pursuing his dreams but becomes a jedi in the process. Tweeter returns as does Harley's poetry and we find out which film he actually bothered to see in the cinema, hint: The episodes name may give you a clue...So what are you waiting for?!
In episode 4 of The Guy and Harley podcast we talk about Johnny Depp backlash, Film versus Television, Quadrants, Movie logic and film reality versus reality reality! We answer your questions about Aliens, Ghosts and Sleep paralysis. Favorite segments return: The Troll Hole and Tweeter, plus the disturbing case of Slug jizz.
In Episode 3 of The Guy and Harley Podcast we talk about What We Do In The Shadows' new kickstarter campaign. An interesting new film coming out of Sundance that was shot on an iPhone, approaches to editing and whether or not farts are going to cure cancer. We answer some viewer questions and compare Harley's poetry to that of Rudyard Kipling's, we also receive some great new insults in our favorite segment The Troll Hole.
The second episode of the Guy and Harley Podcast: In this episode we talk about Harley's genius new invention 'The Fuckabed', people taking advantage of Indiegogo campaigns, Filmmaking and time travel paradoxes, mind = BLOWN. We also introduce some new segments, Tweeter and the Troll Hole!
The inaugural episode of The Guy and Harley podcast. A filmmaking based podcast where we discuss our own adventures in the screen trade peppered with observations about what's going on in the world and our lives. In this episode we discuss The Interview, being nominated for the NZ Moa's and Harley's favorite new porn site. It's DEEP.